The Retired-Don't Call Me White

This is named after a NOFX song just to be cheeky...but it's not as good as the NOFX song so it's time to take it apart.

4 Boros Elite

4 Precinct Captain

3 Gideon's Avenger

2 Brimaz, King of Oreskos

1 Attended Knight

3 Odric, Master Tactician

4 Retreat to Emeria

3 Rebuff the Wicked

2 Sandstone Bridge

2 Secluded Steppe

20 Plains

4 Elspeth, Sun's Champion

4 Gather the Townsfolk

4 Planar Outburst

Is this an aggro deck? If so, then what are high CMC cards and sweepers like Planar Outburst and Elspeth doing in here? Is it a token deck? Then why the soldier theme? If it's a soldier themed deck, then why not Aven Brigadier or Captain of the Watch?

It's all over the map. And the copy of Attended Knight is....just why, man? Why did past you do this to you? 'Cause it feels like I added it in just so this deck would get to 60 cards.

I can't wait to do something else with this.